By now, you must know i love hilariously awful English translations. I delight in how such glaring mistakes pass through even the lowest levels of editing. Today, i kid you not, I saw one of those 15 foot tall green road signs that said "5th Rnig Rd - 8km ahead". Honestly people!
But tonight, i found one that wins. It requires no introduction or additional commentary, but i'll add a little anyway. It stands alone as an incomprehensible and surreal smattering of words. It's like someone took all the buzzwords known to the hand soap industry, poured them into a paragraph, added a few obscure ones (turgescence? really?) and called it a day. There isn't a coherent thought in this description. Click on it if it's too small to read here...
So that was great.
Also... my new musical goal in life: I need to start a Sesame Street cover band. Therese has been relearning children's songs for teaching English and we spent the morning listening to these amazing grooves on youtube.
Who's with me?
Tee hee... "Eight Glorious Sides! Eight Stunning Angles!"