Street Signs

I've been traveling to Tianjin rather frequently lately, mostly for work. It's time for another installment of Stuff I Saw While Traveling at 140 Km/Hr. This time, we'll be focusing on street signs.

DO NOT DRIVE TIREDLY

Overlooking the amusing phrasing of this warning, i'm more intrigued by the illustration. I continue to read the comics EVERYDAY, and have been doing so for the last 4 years. I was not aware that empty thought balloons were a universal sign for feeling tiredly. Also, the mostly featureless face and lack of hands kinda freaks me out.

Still, i'm not convinced this is the most accurate caption. I offer the following alternatives:

• "Feed me, Seymour."
• "Ms. Pac Man, I love you too. Let us now kiss."
• "Pizza! My favorite! OM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM"

CHANGE LANE / NOTICE BEHIND

Step 1. Decide to Change Lane

Step 1a. Do so Without Turn Signal

Step 2. Notice Behind

Step 2a. Contemplate that Behind

~Kev