Potlatch

Ohhh hey, did you all know i'm in the U. S. of 'Merica? That's why there's been no bwogging lately. Well, first, it was because there were three pretty intense (read: mostly awesome funtime) weeks in beijing that i'm not sure if i'm gonna bwog about, but then i whisked myself away to the PAC NW for 10 days. I found some pretty cheap flights to portland ($850 on Delta) and timed it to correspond with 4th of July and Potlatch, one of the largest co-ed ultimate tournaments in the world.... about 100 teams, 31 fields and 2500 players. Massive. Also, most people camp at the fields, so you have this fun community for three days, hanging out together all weekend.

I arrived friday morning, July 1st, and was met by Reid and Julia (aka juliandreid) at the airport. When i first arrived in Beijing, the ulti community was pretty awesome, but few gave me a warmer welcome than these two. I've been threatening to visit them in portland for years, and this was the best opportunity i would have for a while. I also have two close friends from college (joe and bogusia -- aka joegusia) living in portland, but they don't come in til later.

The three of us drove to Seattle for the tournament the day i arrived, and my jetlagged self had a pretty loopy, weird day. We crashed at the Titcomb family lakehouse, the original home to Five Ultimate. Five Ultimate is an apparel company started by the five ubiquitously cool Titcomb siblings: Zahlen, Xtehn, Vehro, Rohre, and Qxhna. Their house is amazing, and the hospitality of the rents, John and Linde, is legendary. They have a dozen or so beds, direct access to the lake, and a drumset+instruments in the living room. So cool.

The tournament itself was hilarious and wonderful. Our team from Portland, ULTIMATE WARRIOR, was average in skill but exemplary in fun. Our costumes were basically face paint, tight little neon shorts, and an optional shirt. We also had a portable wrestling ring in which we challenged our opponents to a title match. We played pretty well and ended up winning 5 of 8 games. Every game was close enough to be interesting and most of the teams had great spirit. These next eleven pictures are all from Warrior John King, our team photographer and all around great guy.

I didn't take many pictures this weekend, but i did do an alright job of capturing our pre-battle ceremonies and the mulleting of Warrior Paul.

Amazingly, jetlag didn't affect me beyond the day i arrived. By day two, Saturday, i was golden. One secret for overcoming jetlag was to play ultimate all day to keep my energy going. The other secret was my pink suit.

Each day after the games, i showered and changed into my pink suit and immediately felt energized. I think i've become a bit of an attention-lover since moving to Beijing, and the suit gave me plenty of it. Xtehn Titcomb hooked me up with the official Five Ultimate Pimp Hat to top off my look.

He also made me an official sun-giver for the weekend. I shall explain...

Five Ultimate made a game for everyone at the tournament to play throughout the weekend, called Ravens and Suns. The idea is, each team gets two pink Raven hats and three suns, yellow strips of silk about the length of a tie. Anyone wearing a Raven hat can approach anyone with a sunshine and request a challenge. If the Raven completes the challenge, they steal the suns. The team with the most suns at the end of the weekend wins a prize. The game took off immediately. Examples of challenges are: find 20 people to do a conga-line; start a dance party; shotgun 2 beers in one minute; give a 10 minute back massage; etc. As a sun giver, i had a pocketful of suns to give out. I gave out a bunch of challenges throughout the weekend, but here are my favorite three:

1. Two vs. Two co-ed clothing swap. Two teams, a guy and a girl from each team, compete to switch clothing (EBU: everything but underwear) as fast as possible. Fastest team wins the sun. I did that one twice.
2. You've lost that loving feeling. I made a team of about 8 people get up on tables at the party and sing this song to me. See the video.
3. You are my Sunshine. Sunday morning, we went for breakfast at a little diner in the small town of Redmond. I was still in my pink suit, because i slept in it every night. (Side note, Five Ultimate had a bunch of couches at the fields and one of them pulled out into a bed. I slept in it, on the fields, both sat and sun nights. It was amazing.) So, a Raven at the diner asked my for my sun, and i made him stand up, say very loudly "MAY I HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION PLEASE!" and then proceed to sing You Are My Sunshine to the entire restaurant. It almost brought tears to my eyes. It's not a long song, but halfway through the first verse, the waitstaff and local patrons were singing along, and we got a applause and infinite smiles.

After the tournament, i spent one more night, July 4th at the Titcomb lakehouse and watching fireworks from the backyard. A late afternoon dip in the lake followed by beers by a fire with new friends was a perfect way to finish off the weekend. The next morning, we drove back to Portland.

~Kev

How Beijing Owned Shanghai in 2011

This past weekend was the Shanghai Open Ultimate Frisbee tournament. In past years, we've seen Beijing dominate the Saturday night party as Doozers and Monopoly. This year, after Hulk Hogan suffered a disappointing party award loss at Jeju, I was determined to take the party at Shanghai. But my goal was not just to win it, but smother the competition so convincingly, they would henceforth rename it "The Big Brother Party Award" for future years. The theme was Once Upon a Time. Other teams would come as Alice In Wonderland or Shrek... obvious fairy tale options. We would need to step it up to another level.

Our idea originally came from Doc, who wasn't able to make the tournament, but the execution and organization was to be my greatest achievement yet. Yes, even better than that time i landed a chuar in Tao's beer from across the room. Even better than Cleatus. This would be my Opus.

Preparations started four weeks in advance. Tao, Chad, Rob, and myself all got suits tailored. Ladies bought new dresses. Mike Shyu finished designing and making the amazing banners. Joe put together the Mixtape. Barbie taught us all the dance. And thirty Big Brother players got decked out in their finest attire. We even considered Limo's and a balloon arch.

I went to Shanghai a few days early to start some preparations. Staying with the always delightful Geoff Ng, and hanging out with Kathryn and Zoey, i began my work. I made invitations. I located a punchbowl. I bought flowers. I made a ballot box. I scouted the party venue to make sure the plan would work.

On the fields Saturday, we passed out invitations to select members of other teams, often in very extravagant fashion. Baby Girl sang to one lucky girl, backed by a chorus of Big Brother players.

Then, Saturday night, after a day of incredible play from Big Brother, a day where we went undefeated, outscoring opponents in four games 43-17, we brought the party to Shanghai.

After arriving at the venue and surveying Shanghai's feeble attempt at party-making, the first order of business was to make corsages and boutonnières with the fresh flowers i bought on the way.

Next,we set up the massive 4m x 1.5m banner at the dance floor, signaling the beginning of the party.

Thirdly, we prepared the photo booth, using a 2.5m x 1.5m banner of the invitation above. Tao was our photographer for the evening, documenting the party and photo booth all night. In fact, it should be noted that ALL the photos in this post are Tao's except one. People went nuts at the photo booth. Tao has hundreds of photos... here are seventeen of the best:

The next morning i woke up in a tent. On the fields. Still wearing my suit. I had used the jacket as a pillow. I was surprisingly well rested, and since i hadn't really drank the night before, i was full of energy. 

Then we put on our Ultimate Prom mixtape, spiked some punch, danced, and made merry. We led the whole dance floor in Barbie's choreographed dance routine.

Of course, we also needed to have a prom King and Queen, and we allowed anyone to vote for their favorite. We tallied the votes, and it appeared we had some clear winners. For the ladies, Ingrid, YJ, and Nina were the three finalists. I took the microphone and announced the queen: Ingrid!

Next: the guys. Again there was a clear winner, Baby Girl, with 16 votes, while Zahlen and I both tied with 5. But then, after some detective work, we learned Baby Girl had stuffed the ballot box! Scandalous! So when i announced the three finalists, i decided to give the mic to Joe for the final judgement. He declared a three-way-tie! The tie-breaker? DANCE OFF! The Judge? Prom Queen Ingrid! Spoiler alert: i win.

I'm not sure what's happening here, but i am sure it was a good idea at the time.

Presenting King and Queen of the 2011 Big Brother's The Ultimate Prom

The next morning i woke up in a tent. On the fields. Still wearing my suit. I had used the jacket as a pillow. I was surprisingly well rested, and since i hadn't really drank the night before, i was full of energy.  First order of business: coffee.

Second: warm up my throws a little. These Gucci loafers had surprisingly excellent gription and support, for only $20.

Third: win the tournament.

We had three more games that day and won them all in fairly commanding fashion, beating Hong Kong, Korea (last years winner) and Team Pilipinas, who is always strong. The final score was 15-10, and our O line was never scored on, a perfect offensive performance. I teared up a bit in the group huddle after our win. awwww.

Tao was also named finals MVP, and Barbie was named mythical seven. Congrats to all!

...And that, kids, is how Beijing owned Shanghai in 2011.

~Kev